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The Lord's Haunting

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Episode ID: 
21
Date: 
Mon, Mar 04 2013
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Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Since our sweet, sweet dear Jackie was indisposed on Sunday, we brought in former Chuckle Hut member Julia Johns on to the mic. We’ve also got the phenomenal Molly Knefel and the ever-endearing Henry Zebrowski in the Chuckle Hut. Here it is!
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel

 

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Four Loko's Last Hurrah

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Episode ID: 
22
Date: 
Tue, Mar 05 2013
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We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Mark Normand
Nick Turner

 

We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
 
Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!

Cowabunga!

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Episode ID: 
23
Date: 
Mon, Mar 11 2013
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It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.
Annie Lederman
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
michael che
Sean Patton

It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.

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Chow Time!

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Episode ID: 
24
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Tue, Mar 12 2013
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And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jason Saenz
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Zach Sims

 

And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
 
Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.

Cover Up the Lips Before You Put in the Tips

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Episode ID: 
25
Date: 
Wed, Mar 13 2013
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It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Matt Maragno

It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

Joining us in the Chuckle Hut this week is stand-up comedian Vince Averil, pie-slinger Madeline, and our mysterious benefactor, Rebeca Trent!

Mailman Dave

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Episode ID: 
26
Date: 
Thu, Mar 14 2013
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The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us at the end of this year? Serial killers, castrations, and Mailman Dave! Tune in to find out how it all turns out on this, the 26th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

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Everything Goes to Hell

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Episode ID: 
27
Date: 
Fri, Mar 15 2013
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Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting that person’s body Malkovich style.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Jesse Popp
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Nick Turner

 

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Bunga Bunga

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Episode ID: 
28
Date: 
Sat, Mar 16 2013
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Join us this episode as we return to the basics: tits, dicks, violence, terrifying porn, and disturbing personal stories. Add to that Oprah Winfrey’s reaction to Bride of Chucky beating out Beloved at the box office and a dead guinea pig and you’ve got this, the 29th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. This one features OUR most beloved, Henry Zebrowski, in the Chuckle Hut!
Dan St. Germain
Henry Zebrowski
Mike Lawrence

Join us this episode as we return to the basics: tits, dicks, violence, terrifying porn, and disturbing personal stories. Add to that Oprah Winfrey’s reaction to Bride of Chucky beating out Beloved at the box office and a dead guinea pig and you’ve got this, the 29th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. This one features OUR most beloved, Henry Zebrowski, in the Chuckle Hut!


Secret Bathroom

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Episode ID: 
29
Date: 
Sun, Mar 17 2013
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They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Jesse Popp
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder.
 
We’ve also got Henry Zebrowski, Jesse Popp, and Kevin’s friend Calvin in the Chuckle Hut!

Moobs

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Episode ID: 
30
Date: 
Tue, Mar 19 2013
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Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to that, Ben tells us about all the fast food restaurants he’s been fired from (many more than you would think), Kevin’s got a personal connection to the Super Bowl, Jackie names a dissected pig, Ed compares Silvio Berlusconi to Elvis, and Holden asks the crew about our potential last meals as it is likely that at least half of us will be facing execution some day.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Episode ID: 
33
Date: 
Wed, Mar 20 2013
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It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through windows, and an amazing story about a guy Ed knows who’s killed at least 20 people. We’ve also got a special Valentine’s Day segment from Holden! Ben speed dates the entire Table. It gets sexy.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Nate Bargatze

 

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Cracker Day

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Episode ID: 
34
Date: 
Thu, Mar 21 2013
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Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in Mexico, and Kevin explains why Cracker Day scared him even though he’s black. You don’t know what Cracker Day is either? Listen up to find out!
Al Jackson
Annie Lederman
Chemda Katg
Colin Morse
Dan Soder
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

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Even More Breast Milk

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Episode ID: 
35
Date: 
Wed, Mar 27 2013
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That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Jason Kephart
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Matt Maragno
Max Boyajian

 

That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.
 
This week we’ve got a wonderful Chuckle Hut indeed as comedians Matt Maragno and Max Boyajian plus the co-host of the amazing new podcast Middle Relief, Jason Kephart.
 

Dancing with Skeletons

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Episode ID: 
37
Date: 
Thu, Mar 28 2013
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They made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

They made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!

The Retarded Basketball League

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Episode ID: 
38
Date: 
Thu, May 09 2013
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It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and the poor boy’s romantic problems, plus Holden asks us just who the people are who made us the monsters we are today. Not surprisingly, most of the stories involve fights.
Andy Haynes
Colin Morse
Damien Lemon
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Mike Lawrence

 

It’s the hottest new league in sports: The RBL! Tune in to hear the endearing story of Ben’s foster brother making it the state championship and the poor boy’s romantic problems, plus Holden asks us just who the people are who made us the monsters we are today. Not surprisingly, most of the stories involve fights.
 
We’ve also got a star-studded Chuckle Hut this week featuring Mike Lawrence, Damien Lemon, and Andy Haynes!

The Dark and Hilarious Past of Mahatma Gandhi

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Episode ID: 
39
Date: 
Fri, May 17 2013
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Now, normally we wouldn’t give two shits about a new Gandhi biography. However, a newly released book has revealed many Round Table worthy facts. More than we could ever ask for, in fact. In addition to that, Holden names his mother his favorite sponge, Ed calls for the death of multiple people, Kevin points out how terrible of a life Ben lives, and Ben talks about how terrible his life is.
Alex Koll
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Louis Katz
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel
Team Submarine

 

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Live at The Creek & The Cave!

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Episode ID: 
40
Date: 
Thu, May 23 2013
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That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things they say really are once they have to actually look at strangers while they say it, we discover our listeners are not as horrible of people as we are (or so they claim) and of course, murder and knives.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
That’s right, it’s our first ever live episode! Join us on stage (kinda) as Holden and Jackie finally realize how the weird and horrible things they say really are once they have to actually look at strangers while they say it, we discover our listeners are not as horrible of people as we are (or so they claim) and of course, murder and knives.
 
And who else would we have on stage for our first live show but your friend and mine, Henry Zebrowski!

Icelandic Hee-Haw Nonsense

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Episode ID: 
41
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Thu, May 30 2013
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Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception you’ve ever had about Iceland. As far as the Table goes, Holden lords his most attractive member of Murderfist distinction over everyone, Ben tries to recover from a massively hallucinogenic weekend, Jackie gets stuck in a weird day-time talk show that only she is a part of, and Ed believes the Chinese have access to time travel.
Ben Kissel
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
John Knefel
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Molly Knefel
Whaling! The greatest hunt of all comes to the Round Table this week as we welcome special guest Ragnar Egilsson to dispel every single preconception you’ve ever had about Iceland.

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The Best Open Mic in Bend, OR

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Episode ID: 
42
Date: 
Thu, Jun 06 2013
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Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from Florida with a wonderful story of mistaken identity which once again proves that he ain’t shit. Joining us in the Hut this week is  Jermaine “Much Better Looking Comedian Than KB” Fowler and Nick Vatterott, who has been arrested an alarming number of times.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Jermaine Fowler
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
Nick Vatterott

Holy hell, we’ve got a suicide at an open mic! Join us as we explore the obvious hilarity of the situation. We’ve also got Kevin fresh back from Florida with a wonderful story of mistaken identity which once again proves that he ain’t shit. Joining us in the Hut this week is  Jermaine “Much Better Looking Comedian Than KB” Fowler and Nick Vatterott, who has been arrested an alarming number of times.

Family Easter

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Episode ID: 
43
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Wed, Jun 12 2013
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It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Table on this, the most holy of days, Easter! Join us to hear tales of fast food horrors, why it pays to be a Nirvana fan, the skyrocketing rates of STDs among the senior population, and our most and least favorite music to listen to while having sex.
Colin Morse
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

It’s a chill and relaxed episode of The Round Table on this, the most holy of days, Easter! Join us to hear tales of fast food horrors, why it pays to be a Nirvana fan, the skyrocketing rates of STDs among the senior population, and our most and least favorite music to listen to while having sex.

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