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It Begins.

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1
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Sun, Jan 01 2012
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Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.


Ghost Herpes Attack

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Episode ID: 
2
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Mon, Jan 02 2012
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Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our resident Ghost Expert Jackie Zebrowski in the cellar this week to talk about how we should NOT fuck with ghosts. At all. But we’re gonna do it anyway.

 

Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our resident Ghost Expert Jackie Zebrowski in the cellar this week to talk about how we should NOT fuck with ghosts. At all. But we’re gonna do it anyway.
 

Stalin

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3
Date: 
Tue, Jan 03 2012
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Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Barnett Gets Fucked Up

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Episode ID: 
4
Date: 
Wed, Jan 04 2012
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He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.

He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.

The Telephone Is Bleeding

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Episode ID: 
5
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Thu, Jan 05 2012
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Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.

Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.

Inside Thoughts

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Episode ID: 
6
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Fri, Jan 06 2012
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Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Lookin' For Love

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Episode ID: 
7
Date: 
Sat, Jan 07 2012
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Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.

Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.

Blood Has Been Spilt

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Episode ID: 
8
Date: 
Sun, Jan 08 2012
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It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.

It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.


What FAHB Means

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Episode ID: 
9
Date: 
Mon, Jan 09 2012
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Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.

Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.

Kevin's Heritage

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Episode ID: 
10
Date: 
Tue, Jan 10 2012
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Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!

Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!

Friday the 13th Belongs To Us

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Episode ID: 
11
Date: 
Tue, Jan 01 2013
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VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.
Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.
 

The Retarded Al Sharpton

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Episode ID: 
12
Date: 
Wed, Jan 02 2013
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Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.
Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer. 

Date Night

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Episode ID: 
13
Date: 
Thu, Jan 03 2013
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The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
Ben Kissel
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Allison
Marcus Parks

The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

The Thing That Should Not Be

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Episode ID: 
14
Date: 
Fri, Jan 04 2013
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Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.

Mama Kathleen

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Episode ID: 
15
Date: 
Sat, Jan 05 2013
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Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”


Boys Will Be Boys

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Episode ID: 
16
Date: 
Sun, Jan 06 2013
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That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.

Miss Kentucky Latina

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Episode ID: 
17
Date: 
Mon, Jan 07 2013
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The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.

Number One Fan

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Episode ID: 
18
Date: 
Fri, Mar 01 2013
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This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Holden McNeely
Jackie Zebrowski
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.

The Great Grave-Robbing Bears of Russia

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Episode ID: 
19
Date: 
Sat, Mar 02 2013
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On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
John Moreno
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks

 

On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah!
 
There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.

Hey Pussyneck!

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Episode ID: 
20
Date: 
Sun, Mar 03 2013
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Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a wonderful little segment from Holden which I have named “I Love You” but also a very one-sided arm-wrestling match with expert commentary from Ben. Just so you know, our Chuckle Hut is STACKED this week as we’ve got perrenial favorite Henry Zebrowski returning, former on-mic guest on the show Michael Che who we all love, and Murderfist’s Tim Dean who got his ass kicked Sunday night.
Ben Kissel
Ed Larson
Henry Zebrowski
Holden McNeely
Kevin Barnett
Marcus Parks
michael che
Tim Dean

 

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