
Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.
Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.
Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.
He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.
Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.
Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen
Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.
It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.
Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.
Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!
Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.
The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.
Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.
Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”
That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.
The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.
This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.